kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

(Source: terezisprite2)

planets-bend-between-us:

things i’m fucking stellar at:

  • procrastinating
  • having really bad posture
  • wishing i was rich
  • never hanging up my clothes